Things You Shouldn't Say

Disclaimer: Don’t own or claim rights to Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Note: A passing comment in another fic I wrote spawned this abomination as I read over it. Being the generous sort that I am, I decided to let the world share my … delight in this little fic.

Note 2: I actually wrote the first section a month ago, and then got … inspired. It happens. For which I apologise. Thoroughly and sincerely.

( The group huddled around the desk )